By Rivkah Laber

What school subject is the fruitiest?
History – because it is full of dates!


What happens to grapes when you step on them?

They wine!


Why aren’t grapes ever lonely?

Because they come in bunches!


What did one wheat say to the other wheat?

What should we eat?


How many olives did the girl eat?

Olive them!


Where should you cut a pomegranate?

On a granite counter!


Where do you buy barley?

At the bar!


What’s the price of figs?

A small figure!