1. Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
2. If you have two coins that add up to thirty cents and one of them is not a nickel – which two coins do you have?
A quarter and a nickel – a quarter is not a nickel!
3. What word looks the same upside down and backwards?
SWIMS
4. What did you wear the day after yesterday?
That is what you’re wearing today.
5. How many seconds are in a year?
12 (January 2nd, February 2nd, etc. )
6. What letter is missing here: J _ M A M J J A S O N D?
F (first letter of each month)
7. If the red house is on the right side of the street and the green house is on the left side of the street, where’s the white house?
In Washington D.C