Q. What is the center of gravity?
A. “V”

Q. How many seconds are there in a year?
A. Only twelve.  Jan 2, Feb 2, etc.

Q. How many apples grow on a tree?
A. All of them

Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don’t jump

Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Chicken. Ever heard of a dictionary?

Q. Which side of a cat has the most fur?
A. The outside.


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