Who loves eating laffy taffys ? I think we all do! Don’t you love reading all the jokes to your frineds? Here are a lot of laffy taffy jokes… you probably know most of them already, but keep an eye out for new ones! You can also post more below.


1. What did one window say to the other window?

 I am in “pane.”

2. When is homework not homework?

When it is turned into the teacher.

3. What room has no walls?
A mushroom

4. What did the egg say to the frying pan?

“You crack me up”

5. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?
Ten after One!

6. What are the strongest days of the week?

Shabbos and Sunday; every other day is a weekday

7. What did the flower say to the bike?


8. What word is always spelled incorrectly?


9. What has four legs and goes ‘booo’?

A cow with a cold

10. Whats an owl’s favorite subject?

11. How do roosters wake up?
With an alarm cluck

12. How many feet are in the yard?
It depends how many people come to the barbecue

13. How do you get a peanut to laugh?
You crack it up

14. When does it rain money?
When there is change in the weather

15. Why was the tomato blushing?
Because she saw the salad dressign


Hope you enjoyed!
<3 mushkie100